My News Release

Washington, (Reuters)- Breaking News.
Today President Obama announced his reason for denying the Keystone Pipeline- Saying  “ He agrees  with the environmentalists.  He went on to say-“ pipelines are bad for our environment”.
 At midnight the President snuck through =passed an 8000 page bill to remove all pipelines in the United States.  Starting with sewer pipes..  All homes and businesses will have to build Outhouses. All current plumbing must be removed by 2014. (same date that his healthcare program goes into effect). Hum ?..
The unemployment rate will be reduced by using the unemployed to remove all sewer pipelines and build outhouses. As a goodwill gesture- the White House has confirmed to be the first to remove it’s pipelines.  “because  that’s where the majority  of bad Sh*t  is”, said Obama’s staff.
Joe the Plumber has been appointed to oversee this massive project. (sh*t – Zar)..

This is just another great, outstanding community organizer project. 
This is breaking news, More (sh*t) to come..